Green Aliens
Written on Nov 13, 2009 // .Extraterrestrial aliens used to be called “little green men” or “green Martians.” The phrase was often used in a derogatory fashion and has fallen out of fashion.
One explanation for the use of the phrase is that green is not a skin color of humans, so Politically Correct Naobobs do not find it offensive and don’t get in a snit about it. Big eyed freaky looking aliens are okay in green or blue or purple since they don’t look to have any racial skin color traits.
The physical characteristics once associated with green aliens (e.g., big alien heads, antennae, large eyes, waif like bodies, long fingers) are now more often attributed to the Olsen twins Mary-Kate & Ashley—no, we jest of course, these traits are now attributed to the Grays.
In an exclusive interview with a noted UFO expert, arealiensreal.org brings to light some never-before-revealed information about Extraterrestrial Green Aliens.
First, Green Aliens are not actually green in color; they have a dark energy protective cloak that they use when they visit Earth, whose atmosphere is toxic to them. The interface between the dark energy cloak and the visible energy (i.e., light from the sun) on Earth results in a micro event horizon which bends the Red-Orange-Yellow end of the visible light spectrum and also bends the Blue-Indigo-Violet end of the light spectrum. The remaining Green visible light is not distorted and so that is the color that humans see. This also explains why they are sometimes seen as glowing neon green.
Second, all the green aliens seen on earth are, relatively speaking, young children. That is, a typical life span of a green alien is 300,000 earth years. The green aliens sent to earth are typically only 2,000 to 11,000 earth years old. The green alien will grown for the first 200,000 years of their life, and then shrink for their remaining years until they reach the size of a lima bean (at which time they will be reconstituted into a new being). The Greens on earth are about 1/20th the size of a full grown adult green. Older Greens do not typically visit earth due to “psychological” and “economic” issues. The Green’s society is highly regimented and greatly values its aged citizens. Having to travel is considered a low-status occupation. Older Greens are too rich to travel, so only young disaffected Greens are likely to travel, hoping to make there fortune outside their own planetary system.
Third, Green are hermaphrodites. There are no Green Men, nor are there Green Women (ditto, no Green Alien Boys or Green Alien Girls). Like the majority of pulmonate and opisthobranch snails and slugs they are of one sex. The lack of a sexual difference is consistent with their lack of racial, religious, educational, familial status differences. The aforementioned age difference is the main way in which the Greens are socially organized. Greens typically do not reproduce, but rather use the reconstitution method to create new beings. About one out of every million Greens does experience spontaneous pregnancy. The pregnancy is more akin to a cancerous growth, in that cells begin to rapidly mutate and grow. In a matter of a few earth hours a pregnant Green will be consumed by several thousand baby Greens. The babies will hatch, eat what remains of their parent and then (if not prevented) begin to consume each other. If their local clan feels it needs more citizens, the babies will be separated and fed other sustenance; if not only the fittest few will survive.
