John Lennon Was Space Alien Sasquatch
Written on Feb 03, 2009 // .Proof Postitive: John Lennon was Real Space Alien Sasquatch (Part One)
“Recent advances in the technology of film enhancement coupled with a Monte Carlo Biometric Gait Analysis lead irrevocably to the conclusion that the late Beatle John Lennon was a Space Alien,” states London-based researcher Nigel Smythe, PhD. “He had the ability to transmogrify into Sasquatch, and we now have proof that he was filmed in the Patterson [-Gimlin] film [of Bigfoot], as well as archival footage from the Abbey Road shoot.”
Smythe’s analysis, to be published in the Spring, 2009 issue of the International Cryptozoology Journal, shows a statistically significant match of Lennon and Bigfoot. Used in the analysis were two iconic images of the 1960s. The first is a frame from the Patterson-Gimlin film, the second is from the cover shoot of Abbey Road.
“Here is prima facia evidence that Mr. Lennon was indeed Sasquatch,” Smythe stated to the London Hominid Society. “Recently uncovered footage taken just seconds before the Abbey Road cover shoot is shocking!” A hush fell over the audience as they watched the visual evidence shown below:
Paul McCartney entering the frame
from the left as Bigfoot exits to the right
“We know the height of Paul McCartney and can accurately measure his shadow, and thusly we can calculate a ratio of physical height to shadow height. From this ratio we can calculate Bigfoot’s height as 196 centimeters [6 ft 5 in].” This height, by the way, is an exact match with that from expert analysis of the Patterson-Gimlin film.
“Next we can superimpose the figure of John Lennon on top of Bigfoot and measure 17 critical anatomical nodes. This is a biometric analysis, so it eliminates human error and bias.”
Lennon’s white suit overlay on Bigfoot
“The important feature here is the gait analysis, that is, the lower half of the bodies. In the upper half is structurally different so [it] can not be analyzed; however their gaits present similar pedographically features and are suitable for a Monte Carlo Biometric Gait Analysis.”
Dr. Smythe presented series of graphics and concluded: “We used an eigenvalue iterative analysis to compare the 17 loci of anatomy (e.g., calf distention, mid-foot flexion, medial patellar luxation) from Lennon and Bigfoot. This renders an analysis not unlike DNA results in that we can assess the probability of match between two specimens. In this case there is a concordance value of 0.99673, which has a statistical probability of 1 in 74 quadrillion. Ladies and Gentlemen: Proof Positive that John Lennon and Bigfoot are one in the same.”
In Part Two: Did The Beatles Know? Was There A Greys/Reptilian Conspiracy Coverup? Was Peace Given A Chance?
Jairo Parra
Feb 03, 2009, 10:54 pmI remember reading about John Lennon’s encounter with a u.f.o. and their occupants.
Is this footage of Lennon as Big Foot real? As he crosses Abbey Road with Paul McCartney
behind him? This is really shocking and unbelievable. But anything is possible in this world.
admin
Feb 03, 2009, 9:03 pm****
Derek
Feb 03, 2009, 5:28 pmHoly crap thats amazing in bed
millie
Feb 03, 2009, 6:25 pmare aliens real because i dont beleve this stuff
Jimmy
Feb 03, 2009, 11:01 amGuys, just think as a simple logic, In earth, there’re human exist. It’s not surprising if there’re living things in some other planet where is VERY far away from earth. Universe is big and unmeasurable, so you’ll never know. I do believe Alien does exist longer than human and that’s the reason why their technology and ship able to reach earth from such a LONG distance. If you guys watched UFO documentary located in lake country, i’m sure most of you will be start believing in it, As that’s a video about a family left behind after ALL of them went missing. Police came in to investigate and found a video left in the victim’s house.
Ray Manzarek
Feb 03, 2009, 8:52 amEverybody knew Lennon was an alien. This is old news.
Luke
Feb 03, 2009, 2:06 pmYes…john lennon was bigfoot, wait what?
Sophie
Feb 03, 2009, 8:27 pmMY LIFE MAKES SENSE NOW
already a book named that
Feb 03, 2009, 3:40 pmyou know when the firsst lunar landing landed in a crater guess what they found??? A FREAKING ROBOT HEAD!!! people used to live on the moon. the head is in area 51 they were able to talk to it. it said that its world ended in a meteor shower!! it said that the crystal skulls was the only way to save us!! one for every major god!!
Chris White
Feb 03, 2009, 9:46 pmi dont belive that john lennon was a sasquatch although i do belive in aliens
number9
Feb 03, 2009, 9:44 pmhaha that’s pretty funny, big foot on abbey road definitely made me chuckle
SpecialK
Feb 03, 2009, 9:08 pmSo what, did Lennon dress up in a bigfoot costume, gait around the woods for a hoax?
On a CSI episode, there was a weird one involving people who dress up as animals and go to these animal clubs. Well really weird twisted episode, this lady dumps her boy friend out the car in the middle of no where, drugged by someone else in an animal costume. This guy with a gun, hears something suspcious in the woods, see’s this strange fury creature and kills it. He boasted to the police officer about shooting something. Little did he know it was someone.
Just a little advice… Make sure you iknow what your shooting at!
SpecialK
Feb 03, 2009, 9:37 pmThis is Sasquach country, WA. I’ve been camping out where sightings were reported many times in the past.. We went searching for elk, found a few groups before it started to get really dark, driving the truck, turned around and headed back to camp. Soon as we hit camp, they were there , standing , large group with the 8 points horns and all the other followers at the port of potty. It looked like the big one was about to ram the port of potty when our lights hit it. LOL! They took off running.Didn’t see any Sasquach during those camping trips. But I did see something unusual one time in North Bend visiting with friends. We were in a area you can turn around in that leads onto a private road no tresspassing. I sighted a tall figure walking forward, and when it crossed the private road I could make out gold eyes and what looked like a dark material completely covering the figure. Height over 6 FT. I tried to follow and wanted to follow but all my friends jumped into cars and asked us to follow them out of there and was left no choice but to leave.